wouldn't it be sad

i used to play this game called “wouldn’t it be sad.”

here is how you play:

1. wait until there is complete an utter silence, such as while someone is trying to sleep or while there is a lull in dinnertime conversation with your coworkers.

2. think of something really sad. like if a bomb went off or you contracted some sort of flesh-eating virus.

3. say, “wouldn’t it be sad if ___(insert sad thing here)_____.”

i stopped playing this game because there is no way to win or lose.